MSNBC "Lockdown"

[Factor15]

Great show. If this show wont scare you straight nothing will.

 

[Buster]

love watching those

 

[Factor15]

How about the Honkie Nazi Low Rider with all those tattoos on his face!

 

[TheFalls]

this show is awesome....niggas doin hard time.

dudes eating brains....

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

I keep that shit on my dvr rotation.

 

[Factor15]

Guys making painting supplies out of semen and orange juice!

 

[FozzyB]

Love this series. Cons stabbing each other over bags of coffee and sneakers :missingte.

More memorable moments:

*Con used urine in his medium to paint.
*Con who was a habitual pot smoker had 110% confidence he would pass the urine test.
*Con told the guard that the drug dog must have picked-up the scent of drugs in his "drug awareness sobriety book" rather than the trace of a drug in a baggie under his bed.
*Everyone being Disrespected in the lock-up :lolBIG:

This shit is hilarious!!!

 

[Factor15]

A guy I went to high school with is doing Life without parole, he went in at age 18 under the Califronia Felony Murder law. The guy hasnt smelled pussy in 14 years! Anyway his father visits him every weekend and before his visits he has this hooker shove a piece of chewing gum up her twat to coat it with 'pussy juice". During their weekend visits he gives his son a picture of the hooker and the chewing gum. This is how he tastes pussy! Its crazy but true! Imagine being locked up at 18, doing life w/out and not seeing/smelling or tasting pussy for 14 years with a lifetime to go! You do what you can go get taste!!

 

[oatmealpancakes]

A guy I went to high school with is doing Life without parole, he went in at age 18 under the Califronia Felony Murder law. The guy hasnt smelled pussy in 14 years! Anyway his father visits him every weekend and before his visits he has this hooker shove a piece of chewing gum up her twat to coat it with 'pussy juice". During their weekend visits he gives his son a picture of the hooker and the chewing gum. This is how he tastes pussy! Its crazy but true! Imagine being locked up at 18, doing life w/out and not seeing/smelling or tasting pussy for 14 years with a lifetime to go! You do what you can go get taste!!

World's greatest dad.

 

[Factor15]

Accountant

World's greatest dad.

The thing is this guy came from a good background. Wrong place at the wrong time. His old man owns an accounting firm. Very successfull. I wonder it he writes off the chewing gum as a business expense.

 

[CanuckSportsInv]

A guy I went to high school with is doing Life without parole, he went in at age 18 under the Califronia Felony Murder law. The guy hasnt smelled pussy in 14 years! Anyway his father visits him every weekend and before his visits he has this hooker shove a piece of chewing gum up her twat to coat it with 'pussy juice". During their weekend visits he gives his son a picture of the hooker and the chewing gum. This is how he tastes pussy! Its crazy but true! Imagine being locked up at 18, doing life w/out and not seeing/smelling or tasting pussy for 14 years with a lifetime to go! You do what you can go get taste!!

hmmm that pretty much sums up my older brother...but he's not in jail :missingte

 

[EasyMoney]

A guy I went to high school with is doing Life without parole, he went in at age 18 under the Califronia Felony Murder law. The guy hasnt smelled pussy in 14 years! Anyway his father visits him every weekend and before his visits he has this hooker shove a piece of chewing gum up her twat to coat it with 'pussy juice". During their weekend visits he gives his son a picture of the hooker and the chewing gum. This is how he tastes pussy! Its crazy but true! Imagine being locked up at 18, doing life w/out and not seeing/smelling or tasting pussy for 14 years with a lifetime to go! You do what you can go get taste!!

I went to high school with a kid that did the same thing. Killed some old lady and then actually came to school the next day. I was lifting weights with the kid about 12 hours after he commited the murder and he seemed like it was just another day. He's been in about 11 years now.

 

[Holysmoke+]

friend of mine went out to a field with a guy from my school.

they were doing a coke deal.

friend turned around and got a bullet in the back of his head.

the guy confessed to cops, took them to the scene and has spent 20 years in prison and will the rest of his life.

he's still better off than my friend who is in a grave